Blonde Moment on the Highway

I love making fun of blondes. Who doesn't? Because I myself am a blonde, I get extra power to make the jokes. Yet the humiliation comes when I make my own blonde moment. One morning on my way to work, I was driving comfortably with the traffic around 60 MPH when a police car came into view. The car had its lights flashing, was on the opposite highway, and already pulled someone over. The surrounding drivers' responses were to immediately slow down. My initial reaction was in frustration over this, "Come on, people! He's on the other highway and he's already pulled someone else over." Just after that, a red car sped past my in the left lane; easily exceeding the speed limit by 20 MPH or more. In annoyance, I said aloud, "Lady! Slow down! There's a police car right there!" I had to pull my sign out of the trunk for that one.